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Guitarist Jokes (May-23-06)

Postby moved from old forum: » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:24 pm

Hello everyone,

With all the server drama and associated stress, I think it's time for a good laugh.

Q: What's the difference between a guitarist and a dressmaker?
A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Does anyone have any other good guitarist jokes?

Cheers,
Squeaky
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Re: Guitarist Jokes

Postby moved from old forum: » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:25 pm

Ummmmm, Squeaky, I don't get that joke. Could you explain it to me.....

Best,
Jamie
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Re: Guitarist Jokes

Postby moved from old forum: » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:25 pm

Okay.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because the sign said "walk".


Oops... that doesn't have anything to do with guitar...

-Rastus
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Re: Guitarist Jokes

Postby moved from old forum: » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:26 pm

It is the kind of joke where the funny part is that it is not funny at all, if you know what I mean

Or maybe I did not understand it either.

-Guillaume
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Re: Guitarist Jokes

Postby moved from old forum: » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:26 pm

Hmm.

A dressmaker tucks up frills...

... whereas the guitarist...

Well, this kind of joke is a play on words. You take the first letter in two of the words and swap them around.

The result is somewhat naughty but still relevant to left hand hammer and pull technique.

Cheers,
Squeaky
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Re: Guitarist Jokes

Postby moved from old forum: » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:27 pm

Yes, you're right. I think I will use that joke in ads for my hammers and pulls book!

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Jamie
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Re: Guitarist Jokes

Postby moved from old forum: » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:29 pm

That comment is too much ahahaha good one.

-Guillaume
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Re: Guitarist Jokes

Postby moved from old forum: » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:30 pm

Jamie never watched Archie Campbell on HEE HAW ...With Rindercella and the PRansome Hince, or the Pee Little Thriggs.., I bet you never stepped in any Shilligator At, or Doompanzee Chickee, either...

Paul Bone "guitarnut"
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Re: Guitarist Jokes

Postby moved from old forum: » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:31 pm

Hi Paul. Thanks for the lessons and that is not joke.

-Maeuca
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Re: Guitarist Jokes

Postby moved from old forum: » Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:32 pm

My Pleasure,maeuca....

Here's one for Squeakmeistress....
A guitarist dies and is quite please to find that he ends up standing before the pearly gates of Guitar Heaven. St. Peter shows him in, and gives him a guided tour.

"This is Stevie Ray's room here..." says Peter, and the guitarist is saying "Wow! Stevie Ray!"
"And this is Jimi's room..." and the guitarist is totally over the moon.

Finally Peter shows the guitarist to his own room. Before Peter leaves, he says to him, "I have to ask. Is Yngwie here?" Peter shakes his head sadly and says "I'm afraid he went... the "other" way..."

The guitarist is disappointed but goes to his room and tries to get some sleep. He is woken up in the middle of the night by someone playing a really fast harmonic minor lick - and it sounds just like Yngwie. He presses his ear to the wall, and listens more closely. Someone in the next room is playing really fast neo-classical shreds through what sounds very much like a vintage Strat. The guitarist is confused as it sounds so much like Yngwie. The next day he tells Peter that he is almost certain that Yngwie's in the next room.

Peter pulls him to one side, and whispers into his ear, "Shhh.... don't tell anyone. That's God. He thinks he's Yngwie Malmsteen"

Paul Bone "guitarnut"
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